Dear Zenitsu:

I mean, dude do you realize you are in a Shonen? Presumably you do so why are you acting like you’re in a Shoujo. I mean Anzu in Romantic Killer screamed less!

You’ve got mad, fighting skills…respeck. It’s just that in between fight scenes, it’s Shoujo Central. You have to calm down and believe in yourself and in the Team. I can’t have this level of carrying on.

It’s bad enough I have to deal with a sociopathic psycho like Inosuke. You have to understand that I’ve got enough on my plate… The plate I shared with Inosuke, no less. . Did you notice his lack of table manners? 

Anyway man up. -Tangero. You have forced MixSpot to put your image in the Shoujo channel. Demon Slayer in Shoujo?! And you’ve forced me to break the 4th Wall writing to you like this…